Thursday, January 21, 2010

Crazy Kelley

I'm sure you can tell by the title how this post is going to go. So after the dinner incident, Kelley still remained in contact with me. I even let him convince me to go out to a restaurant. I don’t know why, so don’t even ask.

We drove separate because again, he had something to do before we met up even though he lives less than five minutes away but I'd probably have suggested driving myself anyway. So we meet up at the restaurant and you'd think I was out with a celebrity, he knew so many people there. I was indifferent on how I felt about him chatting it up with everyone while leaving me just standing, waiting to place our order before we sat down.

One guy he knew looked like he had been mummified for the past ten years, really odd-looking. Kelley explained that although his appearance wasn't the hottest that he man was really nice. Mummy man went on to explain to me that he had just went on a date with a woman who said God told her she'd be married at the end of the year. He said that the comment freaked him out because his wife died just three months ago and he was just looking to have fun. When he noted that he was still mending his oh-so-broken heart, he pointed down to his chain and showed me that he wears his and her rings around his neck. I did the whole smile and nod thing and excused myself from the rest of the conversation. I did overhear Kelley tell him he'd find a woman for him.

We finally placed our order and Kelley went to locate a seat while I waited at the bar for my drink. In the meantime he found a chick that he knew and started giggling it up with her. He gave me a brief story about how he introduced her to one of his friends and they ended on a not-so-good note.

The young lady ended up sitting at the table directly behind us, about arm length away. I know it was that close because Kelley kept turning his chatty ass around to talk to her and her date every few minutes. I swear her date got up from the table at least three times and each time, either she or Kelley started talking to each other. By this point, I wanted to excuse myself but I patiently waited for him to finish talking and eating.

After the restaurant, Kelley had a plan that included me spending the night, because he stated that he had plans for me in the morning. I let him in on the fact that I had plans for me too. His plans included him taking me to the gym to work out in the morning. This was the second time he mentioned the gym to me, stating that if I'm going to be with him, I need to get with the routine.

I decided to go to his place to watch a movie and after about ten minutes he gets a call and he's in his bedroom laughing and having a great time. He told the person that he didn't hear his phone ring and how he just walked in the door, even though he was on his cell phone. I told him I was leaving and he still stays in the room finishing up the laugh fest. I finally got the door unlocked myself and he comes running out. He starts hounding me asking me if I'll come back. I left his place and was homebound.

He calls me as soon as I pulled up to my apartment and decides if he talks to me long enough he'd lure me back over but there was no way that was happening. I told him I needed to use the bathroom and that I'd call him back. He insists that I mute the phone instead of ending the call. After arguing about it for a few minutes I put the call on mute and never went back to it.

Kelley started to call and send texts, letting me know how mad he was but at that point, I didn't care anymore. His last text said that he wouldn't ask me to spend the night again. I hope he is true to his word and that he never calls me again. Farewell, Crazy Kelley.


Jaded said...

I swear trish if you could see me. I'm like looking at my computer squinting like: WTF is this world all about lolololol.

I cannot fathom people sometimes.

I half wonder if I have a personality disorder that I am unable to see...because clearly this man has some issues. From the chatting while on a date, EVERYONE knows that this is a no-no! Like, come on!

To the spending the night. ('s soon for that even if we dont do anything...did you have overnight clothes?)

To the gym. What? If I'm interested in going to the gym, I will meet you there! lol. I don't have to spend the night to wake up bright and early to go with you.

To the putting the phone on mute to use the bathroom. ??????????????

Seriously. I just don't get people. I really really don't. So you mean to tell me those things in "what not to do" articles still get done?!

Trish said...
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Trish said...

Jaded-Hahahaha! Apparently, I was the one with the problem. Men have been using the "we're grown" line to try to convince me that such practices are acceptable.

I didn't have an overnight bag with me and I hate staying out without fresh clothes to change into. The reason I didn't have clothes is because I didn't want to stay the night with him, lol! But like you said the muting the phone is what convinced me that he has issues. That's some stuff you may have done in hs with your first love not as adults.

I'm just glad I never invited him to my apt, he knows what complex but not the bldg nor my apt number!

Young woman on a journey said...

haha. lmao. lol. jaded is soooooooooooo right. wtf. i was staring at my computer screen the same way.

all of it, everything about him was just wrong.

btw..i don't know why you can't read the post. i was able to get it on my phone.

Trish said...

YW-I'm glad you guys are laughinmg with me and not at me! Haha! It's my own fault though for still dealing with him.

It appears though that I've gotten rid of him for good so that's one plus. Dating is starting to get on my nerves already! could see from your phone, I knew these Blackberry phones were just hyped up! I will read it from work tomorrow.

Jameil said...

HOT. MESS. I soooo wish you had walked out of the restaurant. For serious dude? You're really gonna be Mr. Popularity? I bet you planted all those people to impress me. Loser. NO ONE knows that many people unless they own the joint or are so lame (and so is everyone else) that he goes to the same spot all the time. VARIETY!! I hope he doesn't know where you live.

Anonymous said...

I don't remember too many details about Kelly, but I can't see why he treating you like such a dumbass. Who in the FUCK does he think he is?!!! You should have told him "loose my number bitch"

Trish said...

Jameil-That sounds like something from a tv show, him getting people to meet up with him there! Haha!

I should have left, if anyone else tries anything like the bs Kelley pulled then I'm OUT!

Buttahfly-What a jerk, right?! I have no idea who he thought he was dealing with nor why he thought he was so special. If he calls though I may have to steal the last couple of lines from your comment and repeat it to him.

Ms. Vee said...

People are hilarious!!! One thing about crazy folks..there always a story to tell about

What up Trish! been a while..I've been slackin!

Trish said...

Vee- You HAVE been slacking!! Lol! But you get a pass! I just hope I don't have another story next week(I have a date tomorrow)!

Nina said...

Whoa, firstly...that's a little...personal. Put the phone on mute while you go to the bathroom?????? Umm, ok.

He's so rude on your date! You're better than me. I'm one for the walk away. I'm glad you did leave. He's nutso. He puts you on the backburner and insists you take it. HE's mad...get outta here with that.

on to the next!

Trish said...

Nina-To the next indeed! Swear some men have nerve. Obviously he assumed I was hard-pressed for a man, no idea why.

Rashan Jamal said...

I guess everything that needs to be said, has been said already in the title. Yeah, dude is crazy. I wish a motha would be talking to everybody else during date time.

So, when y'all going out again? LOL

GorgeousPuddin said...

I'm a lurker and the way you told the story was funny as hell.

He IS crazy and I hope he does NOT know where you live. Be safe girl dating can be too much sometimes.

P.S. I hope this is not to presumptious of me but I had your blog template for awhile and someone sent me this. check it out

me said...

I'm sorry, but I find this whole thing extremely hillarious. Dude is plain crazy. I don't think I would have been able to hang in there that long, especially not with all the turning around and talking at dinner.


Trish said...

Rashan-I'm mad you called me out! How'd you know??! Lol!

GP-Welcome!!Thanks! I tried switching it up but there weren't many templates to choose from. Glad you liked my story. Come back any time!

Aretha- I know, most wouldn't have stayed. Dealing with him is like watching a car accident, hard to look away just to see what's next.